When I was a Cute Child,
Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.
I allowed them.
Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.
Moral:
Ladies Are Selfish. :-) |
Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi.. |
Aisa janvar ka naam batao jo bilkul kutte jaisa dikhata hai lekin sirf 3 pero par chalta hai?
sacho
langada kutta
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| "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." |
| "Marriage is like putting your hand Into a bag of snakes in the Hope of pulling out an eel." |
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"The difference between divorce and legal separation
Is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
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Don't Trust Money, Bcoz
it gives Bed but not Sleep
It gives Books but not Mind
It gives Luxuries but not Happiness
So
Transfer it to My Account..
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Height of my bad luck!
I want to kiss the most attractive "person" in the world but. . .
oh!
My lips can't touch My Cheeks...
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Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,
Who is...
95% Cute,
96% Sweet,
97% Loving,
98% Talented,
And
100% Friendly.
And
What A Shame If You Lose Me. |
