Bubbli-
Bagla (Flamingo) ek tang pr kyu khara hota hai?
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Anti Misba-
Pta nhi
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Bubbli-
Kyu k usko pta hy agr wo dusri tang uthaey ga to wo gir jae ga |
Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai |
Police: Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain, Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.
Lady: Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,
MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai. |
Guest: beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.
Beta- friday ko or apka
Guest: sunday ko
Beta: aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai... |
Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..! |
Girl: Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare Hansi Mazaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye
Santa: Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo. |
Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?
Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai, Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf. |
Passenger: Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Pathan: Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . . . |
Boys Attitude!
Wen A Boy Proposes A Girl
If She Says Yes
Then
“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”
If She Says No
Then
“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai” |
Height of Kanjoosi
Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya |
